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You can’t write me a ticket. I can’t afford it—I just can’t afford the ticket. ” It was very late. Martin was bored and just a little punchy, so he decided to have some fun. “I’ll tell you what I’ll do,” he said. ” The speedster didn’t hesitate. ” Martin just nodded, pen in hand. “Then my wife called,” the speeder continued. ” “The man wasn’t joking,” Martin remembers. “And I had to admit I never heard that one before. I let him go. ” 22 Look Out! He’s Got a Turtle and He Knows How to Use It! It was a classic case of love gone wrong in Indiana.
I can’t afford it—I just can’t afford the ticket. ” It was very late. Martin was bored and just a little punchy, so he decided to have some fun. “I’ll tell you what I’ll do,” he said. ” The speedster didn’t hesitate. ” Martin just nodded, pen in hand. “Then my wife called,” the speeder continued. ” “The man wasn’t joking,” Martin remembers. “And I had to admit I never heard that one before. I let him go. ” 22 Look Out! He’s Got a Turtle and He Knows How to Use It! It was a classic case of love gone wrong in Indiana.
Aw, man . . ” “’Fraid so,” the officers answered. ” The Candy Man just hung his head and sighed. ” It’s like your mother always told you. It doesn’t pay to talk to strangers. 19 It’s the Law In Sweden, it’s illegal to drive on the highway if you have the flu—because reaction time of people with the flu tested below those with alcohol in their systems. —“Driving Under the Weather”? 20 He Can Hide, but He Can’t Run Terry Jarnigan was a troublemaker. He was always having brushes with the law, and he was especially well known for starting fights and somehow managing to get away just before the police arrived.
America's dumbest criminals : based on true stories from law enforcement officials across the country by Daniel R. Butler